Friday, 9 March 2007

Sell, Sell, Sell! - 9th March

Today's Bizarre reads a bit like a catalogue rather than a showbiz column. The main article of the day is promoting some bloke's eBay auction. Or we've got a 'video special' promoting the second series of the dire 'Extras' on DVD. Or snippets from the latest edition of Vogue - pick up your copy at your local newsagents!

On a side note, a while ago Vicky decided to call people who wore sunglasses indoors or at night "Dim Shadys". Today in a puff piece about Jennifer Lopez we get "The Latino singer dazzled passers-by with her canary yellow number, golden tan and Dim Shady glasses."

A pity then that the accompanying photo shows J-Lo in, er, bright sunshine.


James said...

Also in today's Soaraway Sun: Funniest light bulb gags ever - Lenny Henry has chosen his top 100 lightbulb jokes. "But what is your favourite joke? Add it at the bottom of this page using MY Sun."


Q: How many showbiz journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and Victoria Newton to exclusively announce that it's been changed two weeks later.

Ryan said...

LOL-poor victoria!

Darwin said...

Hahaha - WINNER!