"JUST when you thought MIKA couldn’t camp it up any more, he reveals his manbag. A manbag is an item only ultra-feminine blokes – like LIAM GALLAGHER and CRISTIANO RONALDO – would dare carry."
Erm...okay. I'm sure the "ultra-feminine" Liam Gallagher might have something to say about that.
And you know what I'm going to say now...IT'S NOT HIS DEBUT SINGLE! Jeez...