"THERE'S no doubt about it - EL CHOMBO'S mumbled tune Chacarron is one of the weirdest single releases of all time. The song is a hot contender for the No1 spot this Christmas and ANDY'S groovy moves have sparked a dance craze across the nation."
Vicky has been telling us for a couple of months now how this track is a "hot contender" for the Christmas number one ("I've been informed it's set to top the charts at Christmas.") and seemingly ignored the behemoth of the X-Factor winner's single, which only a fool would dismiss as the guaranteed chart-topper.
She frequently blabbers on about midweek sales in her column, and yet comments like today's get in there in spite of the fact that if she even glanced at the current sales, she'd see El Chombo isn't even in the Top 5.