Friday, 16 November 2007

VickyWatch: Mission Complete


The time has come. After nearly making it to a whole year, VickyWatch is being laid to rest. I think the job has been done. It got press attention, important people read it, The Sun monkeys changed their stories after checking it every day. It's even going to be in a TV documentary soon.

I was going to write a piece tomorrow saying how there hadn't been any mistakes this week, and then EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL that it's because Vicky is on holiday at the moment. But then today it was announced that she is leaving the Bizarre column for pastures new. Sort of. Incredibly, despite years of incompetence, mistakes and lies, Vicky has been promoted to Head of Features and Entertainment. At some point soon you'll be reading Gordon Smart's Bizarre. This is Gordon Smart:


Go here and you can see more pics of shirtless Gordon, and also a photo of his wife in bed asleep. (EDIT: Except you can't now, because he's deleted the photos - check out his MySpace instead.) So good luck to Gordon. I hope I don't have to start a blog for you too...

Of course good luck to Vicky as well. It just goes to show that at The Sun, it doesn't matter how many lies you tell or how bad you are at your job, a great pair of tits is always a winner.

Au revoir!

Darwin
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54 comments:

Mr Shovlin said...

Cheers for a brilliant blog!

I'll miss my daily check on Newton's nonsense...

RunForYourLives.co.uk said...

Congratulations! This blog has been compulsive reading. You've been like the best bits of Private Eye, with something new to read every day. It's reassuring to know that, no matter how much piffle a 'journalist' can churn out, there are people out there willing to check their phony exclusives and take a closer look at their 'first listens'. Thanks for a massively entertaining read.

I'm going to miss this blog. I'm sure that Vicky's replacement will learn from her glaring errors and think twice before sticking 'Exclusive' banners over stories pinched from last week's Grazia. Surely The Sun wouldn't make the same mistake twice?

See you next week for Smartwatch, then ;)


James

Clazz said...

Ahhh, I'll miss this.

J said...

Job done Mr! I'll miss this blog, it always gave me something to laugh at or be pissed off at. Best of luck with whatever you do next.

James

Pete P. said...

Thank you and congratulations for accomplishing the mission! I think this has been a very useful blog and things like this should be done to other parts of the media as well. You've shown in a fun way that it's wise not to believe everything you read in the papers.

Andy said...

Thanks for doing a great job but I think you mission is not yet complete. It appears that the new Bizarre Editor is an even bigger berk than Victoria Newton. It's only been a week and already I am sick on him going on about "cracking bangers".

Andy

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